Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
Hi there and thanks for looking. I am looking for NSA but regular fun. I would like to take my time and find the right person and build up trust. I want more than straight sex. Something a bit naught & kinky. I want to explore a whole new side to me. Some bondage, spanking and a little binding... I'd like someone who already knows what they're doing to teach...
Married woman looking for single guys or a small group of guys aged between 30 and 50 with no exceptions, white British or African American only, no Asians, must be local and within 30 miles. I'm a plus size woman with 40FF boobs and proper curves, we never break our own rules and I never play alone, not looking for pic collectors or wanna be porn stars, just good clean...
Hi guys Debs here from Colne lancs, well about me i'm just me what ya see is wat ya get, single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work hard long hrs as a courier driver, around local area, up for fun fun and more fun lol, not lookin for owt serious just casual,I'm a big girl with a big heart so I tick your boxes please get in...
Hi guys I'm Debs from Colne lancs, well about me, i'm single no kids, live alone with my 3 cats, work long hrs as a driver. Been single about 18 months, not lookin for a serious relationship, just a bit of nsa fun, i'm a big girl with a big heart, so if I tick any boxes then come say hi I won't bite unless you want me to lol...
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
I am a busy, single, happy, slim, articulate. discerning woman who wants to meet up with a man who takes pride in his appearance, and doesn't take life too seriously. Not looking for endless online chat / cyber meets but real life experiences. Please do not contact me if you are married, or in a relationship?
Hello boys,
Well a little about me then :-
5' 5"
Size 14
36c breasts
Blonde hair (don't hold it against me)
Brown eyes
Likes :-
Happy people
Humour
Banter
Sarcasm
SEX
Kissing
Touching
Massages
Oral
Anal
Cheesy chat up lines
Stockings and suspenders
Sexy lingerie
Dressing sexily
Heels
Sexy role play scenarios
Light spanking
Sex outdoors and in risky places
Dislikes :-
Miserable, arrogant, ignorant people
Smokers (don't want...